ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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