He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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