I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
