so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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