Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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