well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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