jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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