We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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