We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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