He asked me if I "almost moaned"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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