it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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