god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
