is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
The ass gains better be worth it
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