belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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