I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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