He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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