You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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