I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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