he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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