I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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