It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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