why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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