Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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