i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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