forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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