i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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