I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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