I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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