Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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