There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
birth control should be required to get into college
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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