Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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