I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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