hell yes lets make some ravioli
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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