May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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