I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Randomize
