She's JV to your varsity
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I love having hate sex.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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