Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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