Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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