so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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