Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I've blown a few things in my day
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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