Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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