Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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