I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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