Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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