the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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