so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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