Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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