that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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