Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Small penises have feelings too.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
did i walk over a car last night?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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