I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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