Don't you send me to vm
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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