Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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