dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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