Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Sext me about skeletons
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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