that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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